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Re: Legend of Dragoon CYOA
« Reply #360 on Oct 31, 2008, 11:38pm »

LoD Halloween Special!!

*ding-dong*

Albert: "This doorbell has been going ALL NIGHT!"

Rose: "It IS Halloween, Dart."

Albert: "Yeah, yeah..."

*Albert opens door to reveal ghost and Frankenstein. He tosses candy and slams door*

Albert: "You know, it's as if kids don't have parents anymore."

Rose: "Stop being such a stuck up old fart. These kids are just having fun."

Albert: "Yeah, well I'm stuck on candy duty while everyone else has fun at the party!"

*Dart rides King Zior through the door drinking a bottle of... something*

Albert: e_ó

Rose: "I'm stuck here too, so don't play the victim."

*ding-dong*

Albert: "Damn..."

*Albert opens door to see a kid dressed as Dart*

Albert: "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" *throws candy and slams door* "No publicity for the smart guy, NOOOOOOO!"

Rose: "Calm down..."

*Kongol lifts several tables of food and drinks and tips them into his mouth*

Rose: -_-;

Albert: "See? You're jealous!"

Rose: "So? I'm not the one complaining."

*ding-dong*

*Albert opens the door to see Dracula and Ninja Turtle costumes. In the back, the kid dressed as Dart is stomping on a kid dressed as Albert*

Albert: *eye twitch*

Rose: "Here you go!" *gives children candy*

Albert: "Yeah, yeah, the stupid candy." *kid kicks Albert in the shin and runs* "OW!"

*Meru is breakdancing while balancing glasses and books on her head*

Albert: "I'll admit, that's impressive... That's it! I've had enough!" *walks to the party*

Rose: "We can go I guess. We're out of candy anyway."

Albert: "At last... Er..." *watches everyone file out of the room* "Where is everyone going?"

Shana: "The party is over. We're all going home."

Albert: T_T

Dart: "BAR FIGHT!" *slams bottle on Albert's head*

Albert: "What the..." *wakes up the next morning* "What happened?"

*Albert examines lump in bed next to him with a poke*

Dart: *Yawn* "Good morning!"

Albert: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Happy Halloween. =P

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Re: Legend of Dragoon CYOA
« Reply #361 on Feb 20, 2009, 12:15am »

Ah. At last! A new update!
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A) Finish Disc 3.

::Role Switch:: to Dart.

You(Dart): "Hey Albert, what's a disc?"

Albert: "We've been over this before, I'm sure of it."

You entered a strange area with a large throne-like seat with someone sitting in it.

Diaz: "Welcome. At last we meet... again."

You: "Again?"

Rose: "Silly! Emperor Diaz died after the Dragon Campaign as the Imperial Gloriano. And I say 'silly' a lot because it breaks my character as the badass emo chick who knows more than I should."

Diaz: "It is true that Diaz died many years ago, but that still doesn't mean I haven't met you before."

Lloyd: "I'm really pissed off... you told me that we were going to build a Utopia."

Diaz: "And indeed we shall, however, your place in it is up for grabs now."

You: "Can I be in it?"

Diaz: "No. No losers allowed."

You: "Oh yeah? Can a loser do this?!" *you touch your nose with your tongue*

Diaz: "Simply amazing."

Lloyd: "I won't let you get away with this!"

Lloyd rushes Diaz but Diaz sent him down to the depths of the canyon below.

Rose: "You said you knew us?"

Diaz removed his helmet to reveal that it is indeed Zieg, father of Dart and long lost lover of Rose.

You: "F-Father?!"

Rose: "Oh, it cannot be!"

Albert: "... Seriously, was that the best you could do?"

Rose: "Sorry, but I haven't perfected that accent..."

You: "WHAT A TWIST!!"

Zieg: "How about this! Rose is the Black Monster!"

Rose: "..."

You: "WHOA! ANOTHER TWIST!!"

Zieg: "And Lavitz dies!"

You: "WHOA... We knew that one already..."

Zieg: "Oh... right... I am your father."

You: "Is this where I say a very long, badly recorded exclamation of the word 'no?'"

Zieg: "... Anyway, the Utopia won't come without work. Every 108 years, the Moon Child returns to the Moon That Never Sets to continue Soa's circle of destruction. Once the world is destroyed, only then can I rebuild from the ashes and create a perfect world. It is unfortunate though, that you have been killing the Moon Children over the millennia, Rose, but you have made one big mistake. Princess Louvia, who you killed all those years ago wasn't really the Moon Child. She had a twin sister, and that sister was Shana!"

Zieg looks over expectantly only to notice that everyone is sitting around playing cards.

You: "Oh, you were talking to us?"

Zieg: "Grrrr...!"

Zieg draws Shana to him and disappears with her.

You: "Shana!"

Meru: "... That sucks."

End of Disc 3.

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Re: Legend of Dragoon CYOA
« Reply #362 on Feb 22, 2009, 12:30am »

As the sun beats down upon your heads, you trudge through the Death Frontier, practically endless lands of desert and barrens. High cliffs of heated granite enclose you in this evil death bowl of sand and sun. Sweat dripped down your forehead as you took another step through the deep, red sand. A hot wind blew through, carrying torrents of sand. The sound of the sand barraging against your metal armor was deafening. All you could do was cover your eyes as they were stung from the wind and sand. You led the group through hard terrain, climbing over dunes and avoiding damned creatures that could prove most dangerous. In a lull of wind, you look up and see a break in the granite walls. Through it, you can see a palm tree and the beginning of a tiny desert oasis.

You: "Last one there is a rotten... er... First is worst, Second is... uh... GO!"

You break into a sprint, headed for refreshment. You can just about feel the clear, cool water touch your lips and run down your face as you try desperately to cool off. You were just about to dive in when you feel your foot stick in the ground. You trip and fall flat on your face. The others watch as you slowly start to sink into the depths of the sand sea. A whirlpool of sand engulfed you until you were no longer visible.

Everyone: "..."

Albert: "... Whoever wants to leave him, say 'aye.'"

Everyone: "Aye!"

Disc 4: Moon and Fate

You empty your boots of sand, mounds and mounds emptying into the small oasis.

You: "Sand gets into places it shouldn't get..." *scratch*

::Role Switch:: to Albert.

Meru: "Nasty..."

Haschel: "An old man shouldn't be running around in deserts... he should be surrounded by beautiful women... on the young side..."

Meru: "What do you call what you're doing now? You're just doing it when walking through a desert."

Kongol: "Gigantos cover ground faster... but sink in sand..."

You(Albert): "Alright, it seems we were lucky to find this place. I say we rest and then make our way to Ulara."

You see Dart rubbing his head, pounds of sand falling back into his boot.

Dart: "Grrrrr... I CAN'T TAKE IT!!"

What will Dart do?

A) Take a swim.
B) Rub up on everyone like a cat to get the sand off.
C) Throw rocks.
D) In deep enough already, (More Sand)

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Re: Legend of Dragoon CYOA
« Reply #363 on Mar 5, 2009, 6:23pm »

Lets get this show on the road.

B) Rub up on everyone like a cat to get the sand off.

Dart begins rubbing against everyone, leaving streaks of sand and sweat.

You: "Dart, this is disgusting."

Dart: "Meow."

Miranda slaps him.

Dart: "OW! HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!"

Dart flees into the desert.

Albert: "This day is already looking up."

Miranda slaps you.

You: "What the?! What was that for?!"

Miranda: "I don't know."

Rose: "Can we please knock it off?"

Miranda slaps Rose.

Rose: "Was that really necessary?"

Miranda: "It was in the script."

Kongol: "Kongol hate desert..."

Miranda drop kicks Kongol.

You: "Is there a reason why you're so violent today?"

Miranda: "I don't get that many lines let alone parts in the game in general. So this is my time to shine, baby!"

You see Dart returning to the oasis running at full speed.

Dart: "I have good news and bad news. Which do you want first?"

You: "Good news? You never have good news. What is it?"

Dart: "I FOUND A NICKEL!!* ^o^

You: *facepalm* "And the bad news?"

Dart: "I have attracted every monster in the desert to this location."

You see mountains of giant beasts hurtling toward the oasis at which you are camped.

You: *eye twitch* o_e "This can't get any worse..."

You get crapped on by a large vulture.

You: "..."

A) RUN!
B) Fight.
C) Sand powers... ACTIVATE!

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Re: Legend of Dragoon CYOA
« Reply #364 on May 28, 2009, 3:30pm »

C) Sand powers... ACTIVATE!

::Role Switch:: to Dart.

You(Dart): "Ok, you want it? Come and get it!"

You pick up several rocks and throw them. The beasts fear you and stay at bay.

You: "Wow... very anticlimactic."

Albert: "There's just one thing..."

You: "Eh?"

Rose: "We're trapped in this oasis."

You: "Ah... Er... Well, we have water and... Kongol as a food source!"

Kongol: "Giganto taste like dried foot cheese."

You: "I assumed as much."

Miranda is slapping herself in the background.

You: "I got it! We create a new sink hole in the sand to suck the monsters up!"

Rose: "And how do you propose we do that?"

You: "Dig of course! We have a giant mine cart and slave workers from a poor, yet able-bodied country."

You present a large set of workers in ragged clothes all hunched over with shovels and pick axes, moaning in pain and some may have died of heat stroke. A large mine cart sits in the middle of the crowd.

Albert: "How on Earth did you... wait... should I even ask?"

You: "Well, back when I was backpacking in Eastern Europe-"

Albert: "Nope... I shouldn't."

Meru: "So..."

Haschel: "We were left out again."

Meru: "Yeah."

A) This is an open field. Make a choice up yourself and I will use whichever one I feel like using. =P

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Re: Legend of Dragoon CYOA
« Reply #365 on Nov 2, 2009, 11:26pm »

At long last, the next update has finally been created!

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A) Order the slave workers to transform together into a giant, unstoppable warmachine and set off across the Oasis in it.

You: "Alright guys, GET TO WORK!!"

Worker 1: "I'm hot!"

Worker 2: "My leg is cramped."

Worker 3: "I enjoy a good rogering."

You: e_e

You set these three workers aflame and glare at the other workers.

Workers: "AYE!"

The workers begin digging the sink hole underneath the entire desert to sink the monsters. You and company are sitting and drinking tea.

Meru: "I never thought manual labor could be so relaxing."

Haschel: "Well, if you're trapped behind a desk all day, any movement whatsoever is refreshing."

Kongol: "Kongol enjoys moving boulder from time to time. Reminds Kongol of removing stone boots from Mother Kongol's disgusting feet."

Everyone: "..."

Kongol: "Kongol shut up now..."

A worker approached with news.

Worker: "Sir Dart! We can't-"

You: "FOOL!"

Worker: O_o

You: "When you address me, you must stand on one leg and bow."

Worker: "But I would-"

You: "FOOL!"

Worker: "..."

You: "Do as I say or I will... er... make you... awesome?"

Worker: "Er... yes..."

The worker does so and immediately falls face first in the sand. You immediately start to laugh at him.

Albert: "Very mature..."

Miranda is beating up workers in the background.

You: "So, what is it?"

Worker: "We can't dig under the monsters because there is a large granite shelf underneath all the sand."

You: "Then... burn it... with fire... until it... runs..."

Worker: "That would hardly-"

You: "FOOL!!"

Worker: *sigh*

You: "Then... erode it with water. I learned about such erosion in science class."

Worker: "That would take thousands-!"

You: "FOOL!!"

Rose: "You went to school?"

Worker: "We'll take care of it..."

You: "That's what I like to hear... FOOL!!"

The worker returns to his comrades and initiates the plan.

You: "You know, these people have no idea how the power hierarchy works around here..."

Workers formed a giant fusion monster and completely destroys all the monsters in the background.

Albert: "YOU don't even know what that means..."

The giant worker monster devours any remaining beasts as they flee for their very lives.

You: "I assume it means I would kill them if they didn't do as I said."

Albert: "That's being a dictator."

The worker monster sweeps all the sand out of the desert, leaving only the granite shelf behind.

You: "I like to think of myself as a President."

Albert: "What do you think a President is? An elected dictator..."

You: "I will have to diagree with you there... with as much hostility as a rabid prairie dog."

Everyone: "..."

You: "It appears they have finished..."

You notice the desert is completely empty and only stone remains.

Rose: "They were pretty thorough."

You: "They deserve a reward... I will NOT set them on fire... much..."

A) Cross the completely empty desert.
B) Black magic?
C) Blame... something...

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