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Post by Cablevision on Jun 29, 2009 15:15:10 GMT -5
During a rough landing on his private plane, he hit his head, causing a stroke later that night. He was 50 years old... just like MJ. >_>
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Post by MetaSeraphim on Jun 29, 2009 19:51:49 GMT -5
Joke: At the gates of heaven, David Carradine was given a wish, he thought for a couple weeks, being a patient man, and finally decided that he would like to be entertained, after seeing how boring it was. So god killed Ed McMahon.
Ed McMahon, of course, got the same wish. Now being a spry old Comedian, It didn't take him long to know that only David Carradine for company was going to be dull. He wished for a beautiful, refined model. God, disapproving of Couples so different in age, decided an ex-model was acceptable. He killed Farrah Fawcett.
Farrah Fawcett, always trying to look good in the eye of the public, always loved children. When she arrived in heaven, she already knew what she would wish for, she asked god to make sure the children of the world, would be safe. God killed Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson, arriving in Heaven, found that god had restored his appearance. He was once again, of colored skin. Unhappy that all the pain and surgery had been in vain, he decided he would get it back, but of course, plastic surgery did not exist in heaven. He wished for a large supply of bleach, so that he could be white once more. God again complied, in a way he had became so accustom. God killed Billie Mays.
Billie Mays got to heaven, and the first words out of his mouth were: "BILLIE MAYS HERE!". Now after he was told he would be given a wish, Billie thought hard and he wished for ... to be continued?
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Post by Cablevision on Jun 5, 2011 17:08:29 GMT -5
I HAVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THE REST!!! MORE NAO!!
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Post by Amaterasu on Jun 7, 2011 18:41:47 GMT -5
You shall never have more.
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Post by Cablevision on Jun 8, 2011 12:26:01 GMT -5
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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Post by Amaterasu on Jun 8, 2011 13:46:22 GMT -5
YES
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Post by Cablevision on Jun 8, 2011 17:43:17 GMT -5
But... BUT!
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Post by Amaterasu on Jun 8, 2011 18:52:45 GMT -5
...Ever hear of DFO?
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Post by Cablevision on Jun 8, 2011 22:50:42 GMT -5
Nope... did I just kill your urge to start conversation? >_>
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Post by Amaterasu on Jun 9, 2011 2:40:52 GMT -5
Nope. Twas curious...This board used to be awesome.
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Post by Cablevision on Jun 9, 2011 18:15:03 GMT -5
And now? >_>
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Post by Amaterasu on Jun 9, 2011 21:25:21 GMT -5
Not so much. Needs others. Preferably the ones I interacted with alot.
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Post by Cablevision on Jun 10, 2011 20:25:09 GMT -5
I doubt that's gonna happen...
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Post by Amaterasu on Jun 11, 2011 0:22:58 GMT -5
I know there's pretty much no chance...
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Post by Cablevision on Jun 12, 2011 14:49:22 GMT -5
Unless someone with a lot of friends just invades...
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Post by Amaterasu on Jun 12, 2011 16:12:08 GMT -5
That ain't gonna happen...
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Post by MetaSeraphim on Jun 13, 2011 2:52:55 GMT -5
Stop ruining what was a perfectly good thread.
This is your fault Rich.
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Post by Amaterasu on Jun 13, 2011 13:38:07 GMT -5
I wouldn't call this a perfectly good thread <_<
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Post by MetaSeraphim on Jun 13, 2011 14:27:17 GMT -5
A perfectly good thread is defined by being on-topic. It then went off-topic.
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Post by Amaterasu on Jun 13, 2011 16:02:37 GMT -5
To be on topic in the first place, the thread would have to be about LoD or in the off-topic section. This is neither.
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