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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:00:19 GMT -5
B) "**** THIS!" and drop him
You don't want to go down with him so you let go. Lavitz feels your grip loosen and he knows it was intentional.
Lavitz: YOU'LL GET YOURS, DART!! YOU'LL GET YOURS!!!
Lavitz falls out of sight and you go back to the other side with Shana.
You: I just couldn't save him...
Shana: Hmm...
Both of you travel down into the depths of the cave and come to the base of the waterfall. You see Lavitz slide safely down on the water and land right in front of you. He puts up his dukes, reafy to fight you. You:
A) Try to reason with him B) Let him hit you C) *SLAP FIGHT!!!*
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:00:51 GMT -5
B) Let him hit you You open your arms wide and say: You: Lavitz, I'm sorry. If you want to hit me, hit me. Lavitz: GRRRRR... *sighs*... I'm not gonna hit you. I forgive you... You: Put her there pal... Lavitz than throws himself at you and it turns into a fruity man hug. And then he grabs your butt. You: ;; You and your companions travel through the cave and into a large room. You see a glow across from you so you navigate through the room and find out they are Rock Fireflies! Shana: What are these? Lavitz: These are Rock Fireflies. These were very useful to me close to the battlefield. You: I've come across these from time to time... Shana: Well what do they do? You: A) "THEY BITE!!!" *spray bug repellent* B) Grab them and heal yourselves C) Eat them
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:01:23 GMT -5
C) Eat them You grab one of the flies, and as it's light shines upon you and you feel your wounds healing, you shove it in you mouth, chew and swallow it down. Lavitz and Shana: ;; When they are healed, and you are full, You travel even deeper into the cave. You come to a large room with a pillar-like structure in the middle. Lavitz: I'm surprised that we haven't encountered anything yet. There is supposed to be a guardian of these caves. You: A guardian?!? Lavitz: Quite a large one if you ask me... You: ;; You hear a sharp roar and the beast approaches. It's an ugly, millipede-like creature. It charges you and all three of you unsheathe your weapons. You charge the creature and slash at its stomach. Shana shot her bow and arrow at its head and Lavitz bombards it with magical items and his lance. Eventually, the creature goes down. As you pass the defeated creature, it makes a final attempt to take out one of your companions, Shana. The creature lunges at her and you have to make a choice: A) Run to Shana B) "Hold me Lavitz..." *and hug him* C) Run away!
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:01:40 GMT -5
A) Run to Shana
You want to save Shana from the creature. You run towards her to push her out of the way. But a blinding blue light radiates from her forehead and the monster is obliterated. You stare at her, stunned by what you just saw. She collapses and she is tired. You decide to:
A) Help her B) "THAT WAS ****ING AWESOME!!!" C) Just stand there
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:02:36 GMT -5
B) "THAT WAS ****ING AWESOME!!!"
Your excitement overwhelms you and you have nothing to say but:
You: THAT WAS ****ING AWESOME!!!
Lavitz: ;;>_>
You are standing there, not doing anything. Lavitz goes over to help her up and you run up to her:
You: HIGH FIVE, SHANA!! HIGH FIVE!!
Shana: -_-
You pick up her hand and slap it on to your hand to simulate a high five. After she regains her strength, you leave the large room and into another room that's like a really straight forward maze. You travel through and leave the cave. You enter Bale. You enter the first house and meet a young girl. The girl want to paint Lavitz's picture.
::ROLE SWITCH:: to Lavitz!!
You (Lavitz) allow the girl to paint your picture. After some time, she is done and hands you the picture. You say:
A) "WTF!! THIS IS ****!!! *throw it on the ground and spit on it* B) "Thank you. I will cherish it." C) "You keep it. Get yourself some money you poor piece if crap."
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:03:05 GMT -5
D) SMASH IT OVER HER HEAD!!
You (Lavitz) take one look at this painting and you freak. THIS IS UGLY AS HELL! you are thinking. There is only one thing you can do to such crap. You take the painting and smash it over the girl's head and she goes right through the middle. She begins to cry and you run out.
::ROLE SWITCH:: to Dart!!
You go down a flight of stairs to the right of the house near a fountain. When you are down there, you see a drunk bum standing there and swaying from side to side. He won't let you pass until you give him booze. You:
A) "Step aside old man!!" B) Get him his booze C) Push him into the water
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:03:41 GMT -5
C) Push him into the water
You don't want to buy this old man booze. It's a waste of money.
You: "Step aside old man!"
You push him into the stream running down the side of the walkway. You travel in further but you find absolutely nothing interesting. You wander out and head for the Castle of Bale. You enter and head for the king's courts. You are stopped by a guard...
::ROLE SWITCH:: to Lavitz!!
Guard: "Halt!! Who goes there?"
You (Lavitz):
A) "STEP OFF *****!!" B) "Lavitz Slambert, Knight of Basil." C) *run*
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:12:00 GMT -5
A) "STEP OFF *****!!"
You (Lavitz) can't control yourself.
You: "STEP OFF *****!!!"
Guard: "WHAT!? YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!!"
::ROLE SWITCH:: to Dart!!
The guard takes Lavitz to jail and, while he's gone, you (Dart) and Shana go into the king's court and meet King Albert:
Albert: "May I ask, who are you?"
You:
A) "I am Dart. We come... well... CAME with Lavitz Slambert..." B) "**** YOU!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" *point and laugh* C) "er..." *run*
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:12:40 GMT -5
C) "er..." *run* The King stares at you and you stare back. You freeze up and at a loss for words. You: "er... heh heh heh..." You run out of the court and down the stairs. You hear King Albert scream: Albert: "Intruders!! Intruder alert!! The guards run after you, capture you and escort you to the jail. There, you meet Lavitz sitting on his gross prison bed. A few hours later, you and your companions were taken to an interrogation room with King Albert himself. He takes one look in Lavitz's direction: Albert: "Lavitz? What are you doing here?" Lavitz: "I was... thrown in jail..." Albert: "This is just unacceptable!! Guards!! How could you mistake Lavitz for a heathen?!" Guards: "Sorry my Lord!" Lavitz: "You damn well should be!!" Albert: "And who are these chucklheads?" Lavitz: "This one is Dart and that's Shana." Albert: "Why did you run??" You: "er... I don't know..." Albert & Lavitz & Shana & Guards: ;; You and your companions leave the interrogation room and head back to the king's courts. You attempt to run again but you are stopped and your feet were nailed to the floor. Albert and Lavitz discuss battle tactics while you and Shana pry your feet from the floor and head to the balcony. Shana: "You can't see Seles from here. It's just over the mountain... I wonder if everyone is alright..." You: A) "I really don't give a damn..." B) "So... anal sex?" C) "Yeah... we've come a long way...?
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:13:12 GMT -5
C) "Yeah... we've come a long way..."
You: "Yeah... we've come a long way..."
Shana: "I can't believe I'm in Bale. I never thought that I'd come here..."
You: "Me neither. I never thought I'd go to a lot of places..."
As the conversation ensued, Lavitz came onto the balcony to speak about the new plan for group.
Lavitz: "The King said that there is going to be a surprise attack on the fortified city of Hoax."
You: "What are you going to do?"
Lavitz: "Well obviously I have been commanded to go and help protect Hoax. But, I don't know if we could stand up to the Sandoran force. They are also suspected to have a dragon with them!"
You: "A dragon!? Could it be the one I saw in the woods that day Seles was attacked?"
Lavitz: "You know of this dragon? If you have any information, please tell me!"
You: "All I know is that it's pretty strong. It battered me quite a bit."
Lavitz: "Well I'm going to Hoax. I have to help the Knighthood."
*very corny hero music plays*
Shana: "I'm going to help you Lavitz!!"
You:
A) "We'll be right there with you Lavitz!" B) "Are you sure about this?" C) "NO WAY IN HELL!!"
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:14:06 GMT -5
C) "NO WAY IN HELL!!" You: "NO WAY IN HELL!!" Lavitz and Shana: ;; You: "You've never fought this dragon! I know what it's like and it's REALLY powerful! We have no chance of winning!!! *pisses in pants at the thought* Lavitz and Shana: -_-;; Lavitz: "The fact that you know so much about this dragon is why you must come with us. You can give us pointers!" You: "... damn..." Before you leave Bale, you head to the shops to gather supplies and head for Lavitz's house for a little R&R. You walk into the very large house and ::ROLE SWITCH:: to Lavitz!! You (Lavitz): A) "MOMMY!! I'M HOME!!" B) "GET IN HERE *****!!" C) "I have returned mother!"
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:15:24 GMT -5
A) "MOMMY!! I'M HOME!!" You (Lavitz): "MOMMY!! I'M HOME!!" Dart and Shana: ; Lavitz's mom: "Oh Lavitz dear, you're finally home! I was so worried!" Shana: "Nice to meet you Mrs. Slambert!" Lavitz's mom: "Oh Lavitz! You brought home a wife!" Lavitz: "Uh... no she's not my wife... she's Dart's sweetheart!" Shana: "What?!" Lavitz's mom: "Oh Lavitz! When are you going to bring home a nice Jewish girl? Lavitz: "er... mom..." Lavitz's mom: "Oh, Lavitz, why do you keep telling everyone that name? We're Jewish! Our name isn't Slambert, it's Stienenberg!! Dart and Shana: @_@ After the... strange conversation, Shana and Lavitz's mother begin to prepare the meal. ::ROLE SWITCH:: to Dart!! You (Dart) follow Lavitz into the library and he takes you to his "secret place". Lavitz: "This is my secret place!" You: "Wow! You can see the whole royal city from here, as well as the castle!" Lavitz: "Yeah, I always dreamed of being a knight like my father." You: "Well I guess your dream came true!" Lavitz: "Yeah... HEY! You want to see my treasure?!" You: A) "TREASURE?! HOT DAMN!!" B) "Keep it in your pants, dude..." C) "Maybe it can wait."
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:16:01 GMT -5
A) "TREASURE?! HOT DAMN!!" You: "TREASURE?! HOT DAMN!!" Lavitz: "C'mon! Go over their to the barn." You: "I have to go across this wooden beam?" Lavitz: "Yup! Just don't fall and you'll be fine!" You begin to cross the beam. Shortly after your first few steps, you see a big yellow sign above your head with an exclamation point in it. You: A) "WTF is this thing?!" B) *stare at it with wonder and awe* C) touch it
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:16:50 GMT -5
C) touch it
You can't help yourself and you decide to touch the pretty yellow object. You touch it and it disappears. You walk a little further and it appears again. You touch it again and you go a little further. This happens many times until you reach the other side of the barn. You see a treasure chest and open it. CONGRATULATIONS!! YOU JUST GOT A HEALING BREEZE!! You hop down from the ledge and into a bale of hay. You land in the hay and you are stabbed in the ass by an upstanding pitch fork. OUCH!
You head inside and the dinner is ready. You go eat and head for bed. When you wake up in the morning, you head to the door and Lavitz's mother gives you some beef jerky... mmmmmmmmmm... jerky...
As you are about to leave Bale, a woman runs into you and you fall backward. the woman speaks to you:
Woman: "YOU BASTARD!!! WTF WERE YOU THINKING!!!
You: "I'm sorry, but YOU bumped into ME."
Woman: "IT DOESN'T MATTER!!! YOU BUMPED INTO ME!!"
Shana: "BUT YOU BUMPED INTO HIM!!"
Woman: "Shush! The babies crying!"
The woman leaves and you disregard the whole thing. You leave Bale and on your way to Hoax you encounter a monster. It's called a 00Parts. You:
A) Attack it B) "If it's called 00Parts, then what parts make it up? PARADOX'D!!!!!" C) Use Magic Stone of Signet
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:17:28 GMT -5
B) "If it's called 00Parts, then what parts make it up? PARADOX'D!!!!!"
You: "If it's called 00Parts, then what parts make it up? PARADOX'D!!!!!"
As you say this, the 00Parts ceases to exist. Congrats! You won the battle and didn't even fight! You enter Hoax and you study the town.
You: "This doesn't look much like a town... it's more like a fortress."
Lavitz: "The war changed it. We have to get to the HQ."
You enter the HQ and meet the lead man, Kaiser.
Kaiser: "Ah! Lavitz! I'm glad you could be hear!"
Lavitz: "Well I AM under orders. So what's our current situation?"
Kaiser: "Don't be so hasty Lavitz! You just got here! Who are these people?"
Lavitz: "This is Dart and that's Shana."
You & Shana: "Hello."
Kaiser: "I'm glad you could come to help us. Well, we have had reports that the Sandoras are building a resistance in the forest. We also have reports of them having a dragon."
You: *piss your pants*
Kaiser: *ignores* "Your job, Lavitz and Dart, is the night shift. You will watch tonight for the Sandoran attack."
Shana: "What do I do?"
Kaiser: "Can you prepare meals for the troops?"
Shana: "I can do that."
You:
A) "ALRIGHT!! **** A LA SHANA!!" B) "I hope your troops have a sufficient supply of GasX..." C) "I'm looking forward to it."
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:18:36 GMT -5
B) "I hope your troops have a sufficient supply of GasX..."
You: "I hope your troops have a sufficient supply of GasX..."
As you say this you let go a really long and pleasing fart. Lavitz, Shana, and Kaiser all hold their noses.
You: "You wouldn't have any of that GasX on you by any chance?"
Kaiser throws you a box and continues on with the information while holding his nose.
Kaiser: "We will brebare the foortress for da attack."
You: "Sorry..."
You wait until evening and you take the position of Night Watch. Deep into the night, you begin to feel hungry.
You: "The forest is quiet."
Lavitz: "We shouldn't let our guard down. They could attack at any time."
You: "Well we know there is no one in the forest because of those owls. Those hooting owls were a big help to me in my years in the wilderness."
Lavitz: "I'll keep that in mind."
You: "I'm gonna go get something to eat."
Lavitz: "Bring me back something."
You nod and walk down the stairs and as you are going down, you hear the owls fly away and a low rumbling noise. The Sandoras are attacking!! Enflamed arrows are shot into the fortress and the soldiers rush out to the gate. The Sandoras easily penetrate the gate and are inside the fortress. You attack the on coming forces and are victorious. Some more show up and you do the same. Then the best of the Sandora shows up at the Night Watch spot. The Sandora Elite! You run up the stairs and meet this elite soldier.
Elite: "You are foolish to come alone!"
Lavitz: "He's not alone!"
A battle ensues and you attack him with all you have but he keeps coming. He makes copies of himself and now there are three of them! You need to pick which one is the right one. There is the Right, the Center, and the Left. You must hit him three times to defeat him. If you guess wrong, he takes no damage.
A) Left B) Right C) Center
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:19:05 GMT -5
C) Center
You decide to attack the center Elite. The Elite Sandora laughs in your face and you are hit for some damage. If you take too much, Lavitz will take over. Get it wrong too many times, Game Over. Two options remain.
A) Left B) Right
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:19:36 GMT -5
B) Right
You choose to attack the Right Elite. The Elite whips out his chain and slams you on the ground. There is only one option left. You strike the Left Elite and the Elite is hurt. He splits into three again. You must hit him two more times. You can only be hit once more before Lavitz takes over.
A) Left B) Right C) Center
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:21:08 GMT -5
B) Right
You decide to hit the Right Elite. The Real Elite uses a powerful magic attack on you. You feel something is being pried from your body and you fall to the floor, dead.
::ROLE SWITCH:: to Lavitz!!
You (Lavitz) have three options...
A) Attack Left B) Attack Center C) Revive Dart with Angel's Prayer (Only brings him back for ONE hit)
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:21:38 GMT -5
hmm...... er... D) Try to hit on the Elite Sandora
You (Lavitz) have no other choice. You are looking at this Elite Sandora and you feel something inside you saying "GO FOR IT!!" You build up the courage to talk to him.
You: "Hey good lookin'."
Elite: "Wha? er... hi..."
You: "That tight spandex suit looks really good on you."
Elite: "Uh... thanks... I guess..."
You: "Why don't we go to my room and show me why they call you the Sandora Elite?"
Elite: @_@;;
Out of no where, Dart gets up and strikes the Elite and he is instantly killed. Dart stares at you with disgust.
Dart: -_-;;
You: "... WHAT!?"
::ROLE SWITCH:: to Dart!!
You (Dart) purge the gross scene from your memory and sheath your sword. You hear screams coming from the gate and you go to see what is going on. You hear a slight rumble and you look through the gate and you see a very dark, very tall figure. As the figure comes into the light, you hear many of the knights of Basil scream and run. You stand there, awaiting the figure. The figure steps into the light and you realize it's a GIGANTO!!? You have never seen a Giganto before. You thought they were extinct. You unsheathe your sword and charge into battle. He grabs your head a smashes it into the wall. You get up dazed, you pick up your sword. But, you are so disoriented that you can't think straight. What should you do?
And again... I'm not going to take another answer that is listed... I only took the last one because it was good and I hadn't thought of it.
A) Charge B) Throw your sword C) Try to kick the Giganto in the balls D) Start singing the theme to Hello Kitty
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