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Post by Cablevision on Jan 26, 2006 23:48:48 GMT -5
Let's get cracking, eh? >_>
Just like any other Create Your Own Adventure. Only the first answer will be taken and "NO!!" other answer than the one's listed will be taken. It will go to almost the same as the original story or it can spiral into the bowels of hell. Your choices will determine which way it goes.
Your name is Dart. You are a mercenary in the forest just outside of your home village of Seles. You read a scroll saying that a war has broken out between South Serdio and, your home country, North Serdio. As you ponder what you should do next, you hear a strange, rumbling noise coming the bundle of trees just beyond the current path you are treading. You go to investigate and see a convoy of soldiers traveling in the opposite direction of your village. After the convoy passes, two more soldiers come up behind you and question you:
"Who are you? Are you a warrior of Basil?" You draw your sword, what do you do?
A) Nothing B) Attack the soldiers C) Run
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 26, 2006 23:49:25 GMT -5
B) Attack the Soldiers
You go in for the strike but the soldiers run away. You watch them run away and chuckle to yourself. But you then hear an even larger rumble. You turn aroung and there is a HUGE dragon! It bats you to the left and right and you scream in pain. You run from this beast for there is no chance of victory. You run and dodge this dragon. It drops a tree in front of you and you roll under it just before it strikes the ground and you continue running. You reach a dead end. You are trapped between a rock face and a dragon!! But as the dragon goes for the final blow, it is distracted by a blur and you are saved by a mysterious woman and hidden behind a rock. As the dragon searches, it finally gives up and travels onward. You speak to the woman:
You: " What was that?!"
Woman: "That was a dragon."
You: "A dragon?"
Woman: "It makes sense now. There's no way that village could have been destroyed without a dragon"
You: "That Village? You mean Seles?! That's my home village!!!"
You rush down the path and travel towards your village. Then something on the woman's chest glows as you run away:
[Could that man be...? No... That's not possible...]
You run down a steep hill and hop over the fence that surrounds your village. You see two Sandoran soldiers interrogating a citizen. You jump in front of them and draw your sword. You:
A) Attack B) Ask questions and then kill them C) Try to reason with them
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 26, 2006 23:50:08 GMT -5
B) Ask questions and then kill them
You: "Why did you attack the village?!"
Sandora Soldier: "I don't have to explain my self to the likes of you! SEE YOU IN HELL!!"
The Sandora Soldiers rush at you, weapons drawn. You strike them down. And the short battle ends. You the villager the Sandoras were interrogating and you rush over to help him. You speak to him:
You: "What happened here?"
Villager: Sandoras... attacked... there is something you have to do... Shana... rescue Shana... only... you...
You: "Shana? What about Shana?!"
You see the man's pupils widen and his body go limp. He is dead. You shake your fist in anger and run to the other side of the village. As you turn the corner, you see a man... a villager you know:
You: "PLOS!!!"
Plos: "Is... that you Dart?"
You help Plos get to his feet and sit him against the wall of a broken down house:
You: "Plos, what happened to the village?"
Plos: "The Sandorans attacked... and Shana! You have to help Shana!"
You: "Why? What happened to Shana?"
As Plos is about to answer, the commander of the occupying force comes up from behind. So you:
A) Do nothing B) Turn around and stare him down C) DIE YOU SON OF A *****!!! and attack him
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 26, 2006 23:50:38 GMT -5
B) Turn around and stare him down
You turn and look him in the eyes. You can't see what they look like or their color for they are hidden in his helmet. All you can see is the glint of them in the sun.
You: "Why did you come here?"
Commander: "A mercenary? Aren't you a little late?"
You: "What did you do with Shana?"
Commander: "You mean the girl? I don't know why we took her, now she will just rot away in Helena Prison..."
You: "Helena?"
Commander: "Yes, but you will be going somewhere else... TO HELL!"
The Commander attacks you. You draw your sword but you are not sure what to do. You:
A) Brace for his attack B) Scream C) Drop your sword and run away like a little wuss
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 26, 2006 23:51:06 GMT -5
C) Drop your sword and run away like a little wuss You drop your sword and run away like a wuss... the Commander stares at you: Commander:.............. All of a sudden, two young children rush out of the house next to Plos with knives and stab the Commander in the legs. The Commander screams and falls to the ground where the children finish him off. You: Hey guys! How ya been... heh... Children:............... You: So tell me what happened... Children: Everyone is dead. What else? You: Well you guys should go get some healing herbs and help everyone get back on their feet, okay? Children: OKAY! You: Oh, and, guys... this scene... never happened... Children: .......o........k........ The children rush of to help everyone. You run around the corner and see your old master, Master Tasman. You: Master Tasman! Tasman: Is that you Dart? Well if this isn't a surprise then what is? You seem to be a little late... You: er... I was... held up... yeah... Tasman: I tried to hold them off but I just coudn't do it by myself. If only you had arrived sooner... You: Master! You're wounded! Tasman: It's a trifle wound. You: Master... I'm going to Helena Prison, to... rescue Shana. Tasman: I can't stop you... but would you like to train some more before you go? You: Hmmm...... A) Yes Master, please. B) No Master, don't be silly. You can't handle my blade with that wound. C) Yes Master, *start a slap fight*
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 26, 2006 23:51:41 GMT -5
C) Yes Master, *start a slap fight* You: Yes Master... You stick your hands out and start slapping randomly. Strangely enough, Master Tasman fights back in the same style and you slap him in the face... Tasman: You have learned much over the years. I have taught you all I know... You: Thank you Master... Tasman: Travel safely. And Godspeed... You: Godspeed? You set off for Helena Prison. You are in the Forest and see a merchant who is looking for a squirrel. You pass by the merchant for you have a full stock of items. As you wander through the forest, you encounter a squirrel, maybe the merchant was looking for it... you: A) Take it back to the merchant B) Slay it and cook it C) Try to pet it
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 26, 2006 23:52:13 GMT -5
B) Slay it and cook it You think about the merchant and the missing squirrel but you are just too hungry to think any further right now. So you draw your sword and walk towards the squirrel. The squirrel rears back and lauches itself and attaches to your nads! You are screaming and tugging at the squirrel but you are only making it worse. You run down the path and you realize that you have back tracked all the way back to the merchant. The merchant thanks you for your help: Merchant: Thank you so much, kind sir! You: I may never have children... ;; You reach the end of the forest and arrive at Helena Prison. You try to find a way in but it is heavily guarded. You arrive at the gate and find a carriage carrying goods for the prison. The guard wants to inspect the load... you: A) Hide behind the carriage B) **** THIS!! *storm the gate* C) Check out the load yourself
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 26, 2006 23:52:55 GMT -5
C) Check out the load yourself
You decide to raid the wagon. You hop in and open the crates.
You: OMG!! This is real Tiberoan Silk!!
Guard: OI!! *stabs you in the ass*
You: OWWW MY ASS!!!
You draw your sword and kill the guard. The guard screams and the guard in charge of the bridge mistakes the scream for a command to open the gate. The gate opens and you and the carriage are brought into the Prison. Lucky You!
You: I'm sterile and now I may never crap again... ;_;
You exit the carriage and run to the doorway but encounter the driver of the carriage.
Driver: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?
You: Oh no! I've been discovered!
The driver returns with two prison guards. They are ready to attack. You:
A) Break down and cry B) WHOOP DER ASSES!! C) Comment them on their shiny armor D) Attack
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 26, 2006 23:53:23 GMT -5
A) Break down and cry You see the guards and you just lose it. You just sit down on the floor and begin to sob uncontrollably. You flail your legs and arms all over the place. You slam your arms over and over into the stone floor. Guards: ;; *cough* As you slam your fists on the ground you kick up two small stones. The stones fly across the room and into the gaping mouths of the guards. The stones lodge in the guards' throats and they suffocate... what are the odds of that?... The merchant begs you not to kill him and you feel a little generous so you let him go. You wander around the prison and you end up in a room with prison cells. You hear a commotion and you hide. You see Prison Guards escorting two warriors of Basil. Then the guards are attacked by a man in silver armor. The warriors make a run for ir but are thrown into the pit below. You jump out to meet the man but the guards are about to attack. You: A) Help the man take them out B) Toss the guard into the pit C) Scream like a little girl (and I mean a LITTLE GIRL)
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 26, 2006 23:54:02 GMT -5
....... C) Scream like a little girl (and I mean a LITTLE GIRL)...... You... scream like... a little girl... You are SUCH a PANSY! Both guards turn around and look at you including the mysterious man....... ;;. The man then takes this opportunity to take both guards out. He stares at you... Man: -_-;; You: ...... WHAT!? Man: What are you doing here? You: I am looking for a girl... her name is Shana. Have you seen her? Man: Hmm... I haven't had the chance to look around this place. No I haven't seen her. You: Well, thanks anyway... As you run passed the man, he stops you...: Man: You can't just wander around this prison by yourself. It's very dangerous here. Look, we both want to get outta here so I will hwlp you find the girl and we can help eachother get outta this place. You: Sounds like a deal! What's your name? Man: I am Lavitz Slambert! Knight of Basil! You: I am Dart, nice to meet you... and... about before... just disregard it... v_v Lavitz: er... sure... You and Lavitz exit the area and reach the main room. You check all of the doors and they are heavily guarded. You get to a balcony overseeing the area.: Lavitz: This room is heavily guarded... You: Yes... What's this? You pick up this shiny silver key... You: Could this be the key to the cells? Lavitz: Of course it can but it also can be a key to something else... What do you want to do with it? You:... A) Take it B) Leave it C) Leave it and mock the Writers of this stupid scene
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 26, 2006 23:54:52 GMT -5
A) Take it
You: I think we should take it.
Lavitz: I don't think so... it could be a trap...
You: A... trap...?
Lavitz: Yes a trap... Anything with the IQ above tomato soup would understand this was a trap.
You: Ah... okay.
You leave the key and turn away. But as you are walking, you look behind you and see something shiny...:
You: OOOOH!!! A SHINY KEY!!! ^_^
You take the key... and wander out of the heavily guarded room and across the bridge. You go through the door and into another room with cells. You arrive at a cell guarded by three guards and you slay them. You open the door with the key you took:
Lavitz: Where did you get that key???
You: er... heh heh heh... ~_^
Lavitz: -_-
You rush into the dark, damp cell and you see a table with a few pieces of paper with some glue on it. It looks like they gave her something to do while she's being held. You see her, Shana, lying in her bed, apparently asleep. You:
A) Wake her B) Scream bloody murder C) Glue her butt cheeks together with the glue...
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 26, 2006 23:55:33 GMT -5
B) Scream bloody murder For some strange reason, you decide to scream in her ear as loud as you can. But she doesn't wake. Then you remember that she's as silent a sleeper as you are strange in the head. So you look over at the table, and see some glue. You get to thinking... You: hmmmm........... You grab the glue and go over to the bed, you pull down her pants and glue her butt cheeks together. You laugh hysterically about this and remember all the other pranks you played on her. She wakes up and screams: Shana: DART!!! WTF ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!? You: I'm gluing your butt cheeks together... ~_^ Shana: Why?! I can barely walk now you sick pervert! You: At least you got one thing going for you... Now you have the tightest ass in Endiness!! ^_^ Shana: You crazy, pyro bastard... You and Shana leave the cell to meet Lavitz. You hear footsteps and suspect it to be more guards. You: Shana! Stand back! We can handle this! Shana: Dart, I'm eighteen now. I can fight too! You: Not with your butt cheeks glued... Lavitz: Dart, she grew up and... you glued her butt cheeks together? You: YUP!! Lavitz: The guards attack. What do you do? A) Fight B) Try to run C) Hide behind Shana
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 26, 2006 23:56:05 GMT -5
C) Hide behind Shana
As the guards come near, you feel your courage (if you had any to begin with) leave you and you hide behind Shana:
(;;o_(-_-)
Lavitz and Shana take out the guards and stare at you with pity. As you leave the prison, you come to a LONG stair case and the warden, Freugal, is at the bottom waiting for you. You feel your courage return and you want to redeem yourself in your companion's eyes. You:
A) Rush down the stairs B) Jump C) Go normally
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 26, 2006 23:56:36 GMT -5
B) Jump
You decide to show off and make a jump towards Freugal. You walk a few steps back. Lavitz and Shana won't wait for you so they run ahead, down the stairs. You run to make the jump and you take off. The length of the stairs gets to you and you lose some hangtime. Your not going to make it! As you are falling, you accidentally kick Lavitz in the head and he falls down the stairs, taking Shana with him. You do a face plant at the foot of the stairs as Lavitz and Shana are falling down the stairs:
Lavitz and Shana: OOF!! OOF!! OOF!!
Freugal:...
Lavitz and Shana: OOF!! OOF!! OOF!!
Freugal:...
Lavitz and Shana: OOF!! OOF!! OOF!!
Freugal:...
They reach the bottom and help you up. You stagger but manage to draw your sword. You loose your footing and your sword flies from your hand and into Freugal's side.:
Fruegal: DAMMIT!! YOU STRUCK ME!!!
Lavitz and Shana: GOOD JOB DART!!!
You: I like pie... my head...
You run from Freugal and out of the Prison. The three of you wander into the Prarie. As you run down the path, Lavitz is struck in the foot with an arrow. You:
A) Help him into the bushes B) SCREW THIS!!! And run C) Throw the arrow back
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 26, 2006 23:57:05 GMT -5
C) throw the arrow back
You rip the arrow from Lavitz's foot and he screams in pain. You throw the arrow back at the approaching guards. You hit a guard in the neck and kill him:
You: WHOAMG!!! IT WORKED!!!
You help Shana take Lavitz into the bushes to hide from the guards. The guards come and go and you are now safe.
Shana: Lavitz, we have to fix your leg.
Lavitz: It's not bad.
Shana: But you have to close the wound.
You: We must find a safe place to rest. Let's go.
You and your companions travel down the path and reach a cabin. Shana prepares the herbs and bandages.
::ROLE SWITCH:: to Shana!!
You are now Shana. This will happen at certain points in the story. Your role as a character changes to another.
You are about to fix Lavitz's foot. You place the herbs on his leg and you stitch up the wound. Then, you get to thinking:
A) Bandage it up B) Say, "NO PAIN, NO GAIN!!" and pour Hydrochloric acid on it C) Let him put the bandage on
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 26, 2006 23:57:40 GMT -5
B) Say, "NO PAIN, NO GAIN!!" and pour Hydrochloric acid on it
You (Shana) don't like his attitude. He is staring at your chest as you are fixing his leg. You should make him pay:
You: NO PAIN, NO GAIN!!
Lavitz: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
You: That ought to teach you! Next time you look at me, make it less conspicuous!
Lavitz: OKAY!! OKAY!!! ;_;
You put some more herbs on his foot to stop the burn. You left a permanent scar, GOOD JOB!!
::ROLL SWITCH:: to Dart!!
You (now Dart) wait inside across the room, disturbed by the screams of Lavitz.
Shana: Well, all done!
Lavitz: Thanks... ;_;
Shana: So Dart, it's been 5 years since we last saw eachother. What have you been up to? Were you in... pursuit...
You: Yeah, I was. No luck though...
Lavitz: Huh? What are you talking about?
You: The Black Monster... that Monster took my parents and my hometown from me. All of Neet was destroyed.
Lavitz: Tell me about it...
You go on with your story about your hometown and its horrible fate. I'm lazy, I didn't want to tell the whole story... You leave the shack and come to a river...
Lavitz: This river doesn't seem crossable... what now?
You: Are you sure this isn't crossable/
Lavitz: I'm pretty sure. It looks very violent. We better find another way around.
But, of course, your mind starts to think on this problem...
A) Jump B) Turn back and go with Lavitz C) Hop across the stones that obviously go across the river
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 26, 2006 23:58:15 GMT -5
A) Jump You decide to try and jump the river. You think you can make it. You run and jump and you fall in the river. You: AHH!! WATER!!! MY ANTI-ELEMENT!!!! IT BURNS!!!! Lavitz and Shana watch you drift down the river... Lavitz and Shana: ::ROLL SWITCH!!:: to Lavitz!! You (Lavitz) run back up the path and down the other path by the shack. You see a tree that is dying and it is about to fall. You: Hmm... this tree might be long enough... but what could I use to cut it down? A) Go back to the shack and grab the axe B) Knaw at it with your teeth C) Push it
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 26, 2006 23:58:45 GMT -5
C) Push it
You run at the tree and ram it. The tree falls before you could grab it and pull it up and it falls into the crevasse.
You: Now what?
Shana: Well, we'll find a way.
You wander back to the river and see the tree you pushed down fit perfectly into place and a bridge is formed across the river.
You: Huh... To cross this inconveniently place river, we had to chop down a conveniently placed tree into a conveniently placed crevasse where it conveniently fell into place in the river... conveniently...
Shana: Yup...
You: We need new writers...
Shana: =/ *shrugs*
You cross the river and travel down the path that follows the river down. You see Dart on the bank of the river and you run up to him. You then:
A) Administer CPR B) Slap him C) Set his hair aflame
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 26, 2006 23:59:14 GMT -5
B) Slap him
You (Lavitz) slap Dart across the face as hard as you can and he wakes up.
::ROLL SWITCH!!:: to Dart!!
You (Dart) awaken from the horrible beating you took against the rocks in the violent river. You quickly stand and you are ready to go, even though you are weakened. You head down the path with Lavitz and Shana and come to three people. Two adults, a man and a woman, and a young boy:
Lavitz: Is everything okay over hear?
Man: Get away from me you Basil scum!!
Woman: Honey, don't do that! You could get us in trouble! We are from Sandora after all!
::ROLL SWITCH!!:: to Lavitz!!
You:
A) Help them B) Scream, "SANDORA!? THEY ARE THE ENEMY!!" and attack them C) Just pass by them
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 26, 2006 23:59:41 GMT -5
B) Scream, "SANDORA!? THEY ARE THE ENEMY!!" and attack them
You (Lavitz) Scream:
You: SANDORA!? THEY ARE THE ENEMY!!
You take out your lance and you are about to slay them. They run away screaming, "CRAZY BASIL MAN!!!!" Shana speaks to you:
Shana: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!? YOU WERE ABOUT TO KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE!!!
You: But... they... were the enemy...
Shana: They weren't wearing armor, were they?
You: But... they were the enemy...
Shana: You can't just go around killing people who say they are from Sandora!
You: Even if... they... are the enemy?
Shana: -_-;;
::ROLE SWITCH!:: to Dart!!
You (Dart) travel down and out of the prairie. You come up to Limestone Cave. You enter and hop across stepping stones to safely pass over a waterfall. All of a sudden, Lavitz slips and falls and is now hanging onto the rock with one hand. You hop across the rocks and grab him. You are having trouble pulling him up. What now?
A) Pull him up B) "**** THIS!" and drop him C) Go down with the armor clad ship
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