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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:22:09 GMT -5
C) Try to kick the Giganto in the balls
You have a way to end this quickly. You run up to the Giganto and rear your foot back and let it rip. You hit the Giganto square in between the balls. The Giganto stares at you and lets out a little chuckle...
Giganto: "HA!! Gigantos no have balls!!"
You: "No wonder you're extinct..."
The Giganto hits you and you fall backward on the ground. The Giganto picks up his axe and is ready to strike you down for good. Then a flash of purple light appears and the woman who saved you days before, now in a strange armor, strikes at the Giganto.
Woman: "Awaken..."
You: "WTF?!"
Woman: "SPIRIT OF THE RED EYED DRAGON!!"
As she says these words, you feel a warmth coming from your father's memento you wear around your chest. It glows a deep red and you feel a burning sensation and it spreads to the rest of your body. You are engulfed in flames and rise up above the ground. You soar through the sky and strike the Giganto down. The Giganto runs from the fortress and you are victorious. You breathe heavily as you look yourself up and down looking at the strange red armor you are wearing. Then you black out.
You wake up in a bed. Your eyes are heavy and you feel slightly ill. You hear the women talking.
Shana: "Who are you anyway?"
Woman: "My name is Rose."
Shana: "What do you want with us?"
Rose: "I came for him."
She points at you and catches you picking your nose.
Rose: -_-;;
Shana: "I want to hear it from Dart's mouth. Who is this person?"
You:
A) "She's important to me." B) "She saved me once." C) "She's my ho..."
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:22:38 GMT -5
A) "She's important to me."
You: "She's important to me."
Shana: "Important?"
You: "Yeah..."
Shana: ...
Rose: ...
You: ...
Shana: ...
Rose: ...
You: ..."uh huh..."
Lavitz: "O...k... so what happened back there?"
Rose: "Er... yes... Dart, what did you feel when that happened to you?"
You: "I felt strange."
Rose: "Dart, you are a Dragon Knight, a Dragoon."
You: "A Dragoon?"
Lavitz: "I've heard about them. They use the power of the dragons to their advantage. They are the few people who can control a dragon. They played their most important role during the Dragon Campaign against the ancient race of the Winglies."
You:
A) "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THIS IS ****ING AWESOME!!!" B) "Are you sure?" C) "But what does that have to do with me?" D) *pick your nose again*
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:23:19 GMT -5
D) *pick your nose again*
As Lavitz tells his story, you decide to dig for gold. You jam your finger straight up your right nostril. Everyone is staring at you with disgust as you move your finger vigorously about.
You: "I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. Can you go over that one more time?"
Lavitz: "... no..."
You leave the building and you head outside. Kaiser meets you outside and speaks with you.
Kaiser: "I don't know how to thank you for your help. uhg..."
Lavitz: "Kaiser! You're wounded!"
You: "And named after a ROLL!!"
Everyone: O_e;;
You: "What?"
Kaiser: "It's not bad. Just a minor flesh wound. We have more important matters to discuss. The Knighthood in the Marshlands are being attacked as we speak. And the dragon has been spotted."
Lavitz: "THE DRAGON!?"
Rose: "The Green Tusked Dragon, Feyrbrand..."
Kaiser: "With that dragon in the Sandoran army, The Kingdom of Basil doesn't stand a chance."
Rose: "Well there's only one thing we can do..."
*corny hero music plays*
Rose: "We will head for the Nest of the Dragon and destroy it at it's source!"
Lavitz: "Can we really do that? I mean, taking on a dragon and all..."
Rose: "What do you think Dart? How do you feel about this?"
You:
A) "I don't know..." B) "I'M A DRAGOON *****!!!!" C) "I think I can do it now..." D) "I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention..."
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:23:47 GMT -5
D) "I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention..."
You: "I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention..."
Everyone gives you a slap in the head and continue on with the conversation.
You: "Yeah, of course... we should get going."
Rose: "You are not ready, Dart. You haven't been trained in the ways of the Dragoon. I will be willing to do this for you before we go..."
You:
A) "Please, teach me." B) "No, I think I can handle it." C) "Yes please." *start a slap fight* D) "It won't hurt, will it?"
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:24:18 GMT -5
C) "Yes please." *start a slap fight* You: "Yes please, Rose. Thank you very much for this." Rose unsheathes her Rapier and you stick out your hands. She's wonders wtf your doing when you start flailing about. As you mover toward her, moving your arms vigorously back and forth, she slashes you with her Rapier and you fall to the ground and you are defeated... Rose: "How you made it this far is a mystery..." You: *picking your nose* Rose takes you under her wing, literally. She teaches you how to gain Spirit which is vital for your transformation into a Dragon Knight. She taught you some special ways of fighting and how to use your powerful magic capabilities. She tells you a little about your Dragon Spirit and that it is meant to grow and prosper and learn about you and how you work so it can adapt. After your Dragoon training, you are hardened and ready for anything. CONGRATULATIONS!! YOU'VE BECOME A STUPID BADASS!!! You: "Let's go everyone!" You strut and pass through the gate of Hoax and trip and fall on your face... You head to the Marshlands and you go to help the Knighthood here. It is currently under attack and you see a Knight of Basil die at the hands of a Sandoran Soldier. Soldier: "I will rip you to shreds!!" You: A) ... "Are you sure?" B) "Is that all?" C) "U T3H Su><0rz. ! w!11 g0 DR4G00n 0n Y0 4ss!!!
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:24:52 GMT -5
C) "U T3H Su><0rz. ! w!11 g0 DR4G00n 0n Y0 4ss!!!
heh, my 1337 is a little sketchy...
You: "U T3H Su><0rz. ! w!11 g0 DR4G00n 0n Y0 4ss!!!
Soldier: "WTF?!?!"
You do your first willing transformation into a Dragoon and you attack the soldier with a Flameshot! The soldier is fried to a crisp. You run up a little further and you see another Knight of Basil has been struck down. The Sandoran Soldier runs up to you and:
Soldier: "For Sandora!!"
You:
A) *pick your nose* B) "Make my day!!" C) "I will crush you!"
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:25:25 GMT -5
B) "Make my day!!"
You: "Make my day!!"
Soldier: "Er... that was very corny..."
You: "I know! You'd think that the writers could come up with a better line than THAT! Oh well..."
You slay the Sandoran Soldier and keep going. You see ANOTHER Knight of Basil being struck down.
Lavitz: "No wonder this Knighthood fell so easily..."
The Sandoran Soldier comes up to you ready to fight.
Soldier: "I'll take pleasure in cuttin' you, BOY!!"
You:
A) "THE ROCK'D!!!!! B) *throw a rock at him* C) ::ROLE SWITCH:: to Lavitz!! "Hey, you're kinda cute..." ~_^
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:25:58 GMT -5
C) ::ROLE SWITCH:: to Lavitz!! "Hey, you're kinda cute..." ~_^ You(Lavitz): "Hey, you're kinda cute..." ~_^ Soldier: ;; ::ROLE SWITCH:: to Dart!! You(Dart) stab the Soldier. Lavitz: "HEY!! I liked him... he was cute... v_v" Everyone: @_@;; Lavitz: "What?" After defeating this Soldier, the Commander of the attack runs from the fortress and speaks to you. Commander: "Now this game ends." You: A) "HAH!! I'll just press the reset button!" B) "Game Over, pal!" C) "Sorry... I would respond but I'm all outta corny one liners..." D) *sing Hello Kitty theme song*
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:26:51 GMT -5
C) "Sorry... I would respond but I'm all outta corny one liners..."
You stand there, thinking of what to say. You come up with absolutely nothing. The Commander is staring at you waiting for you to say something.
You: "Sorry... I would respond but I'm all outta corny one liners..."
Commander: "Yeah that happens to me sometimes too."
You talk and talk to the Commander and you find out that he's not such a bad guy! You find something of interest in him. Then you remember what you are supposed to be doing. You stab him and he dies... You enter the fortress and see everything destroyed and people dead. You see a Knight of Basil still barely alive. You:
A) *go to help him* B) *piss your pants* C) *laugh maniacally*
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:27:22 GMT -5
C) *laugh maniacally* You see everything and start to laugh. You laugh for a long time until it turns into an evil, maniac laugh and everyone is staring at you. You all go over to the man that is lying there. He speaks to you. Knight: "The... Sandoras... they..." Lavitz: "Don't worry. We got the Sandoras..." Knight: "Lavitz... at least I will not... die in vain..." Lavitz: "Don't speak." Knight: "Watch out... for the... dragon's... anal... discharge..." *dies* You: "Anal discharge?" You leave and head for the other path into the Marshland and you find a boat. You: A) Go for a swim B) Take the boat
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:28:08 GMT -5
A) Go for a swim
You jump into the water and swim out a bit to a small plot of land. The others hop into the boat and row over to you. They hit you over the head with a brick and put you into the boat. They take you back to the shore and you travel up the path and around the bend. Shana suddenly stops and grabs her ankle.
Shana: "Ouch, my ankle!"
You: "You okay?"
Shana: "Yeah I'm fine... oh no..."
You: "You know what?"
A) Give her a piggyback ride B) Slap her and say "GET UP *****!!!" C) "Do you think you can go on?" D) Hit on Rose
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:28:47 GMT -5
D) Hit on Rose You see Shana down for the count and you get one idea. You: "Now's my chance!!" You go over to Rose. You: "Hey babe. Why don't you and me get tangled up in the game I like to call love?" Rose: "WHA!?!?" You: "With this new ability of mine, we can experience the thrills of sex in the air!" Shana: *gasp* You: "Maybe you'd like to see why my element is FIRE!!" Rose: *slaps you* You: "ouchies..." ;_; Lavitz: "Thank God she ended it. It was getting sickening..." Everyone: ;; Lavitz: "What?" You help Shana around the bend and she miraculously feels better. You leave the Marshlands and enter Volcano Villude. You see all the fire and you can only do one thing... You: ;; *ejaculates* The Fire Bird appears and you run around the bend. You enter this large, lava filled room. Again, you see all the lava and: You: ;; *ejaculates* As you are about to exit the room, Shana feels strange. Shana: "That voice... do you hear it?" You: "What voice?" Shana: "It's... calling me..." Shana runs off into the room beyond this one. You chase after her and you reach a statue-like object. You: "Is this what brought you here?" Shana: "The voice stops here in this room, so I guess..." Rose: "Be careful! This Virage is still alive!" You: "Virage?" Rose: "The Vriage were the creature the Winglies used against the Dragoons in the Dragon Campaign. While the humans had Dragon's and Dragoons, the Winglies had the Virage." You: "But that was 11,000 years ago. IT couldn't possibly be alive." *the ground begins to shake and the fingers of the Virage begin to move* You: "It's alive!?" Rose: "It probably still has a grudge against us Dragoons after all this time." A tough battle ensues. The Virage are very powerful creatures. The Virage shoots its Beam Laser attack and weakens you. But yours and Rose's Dragoon powers make this battle a lot easier. You make the final slash and the Virage falls into the pool of magma. You walk away and leave the room. You finally reach outside again and you hear a voice calling for help. You see a funny little man hanging from the ledge. You: A) "How is he hanging there by his shirt?" B) "AN ENEMY!!! ATTACK!!" C) "Let's help the poor guy..." D) (You'll like this one) ::ROLE SWITCH:: to Lavitz!!...... "He's kinda cute!" ~_^
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:29:16 GMT -5
B) "AN ENEMY!!! ATTACK!!"
You: "AN ENEMY!!! ATTACK!!"
As you unsheathe your sword and charge the man, Shana takes her bow and arrow and shoots you in the head. When you wake up, you see everyone around the man so you get up and join them.
Man: "OH!! Thank you for saving me! Here! Take this as a token of my appreciation!"
Shana: "I can't take this. It's a very expensive item,"
You: "Take it Shana. As soon as it's decided upon, you can't give it back. It's a guy thing."
Shana: "Well, okay. Thank you."
Congratulations! You received a Sapphire Pin!
Man: "My name is Dabas. I own a shop in Lohan. Any time your in Lohan, please stop by."
You: "Er... thanks..."
The man runs off and you continue along the path through the volcano. You come to a huge, circular room with a ledge all the way around. You reach the end of the room but a bunch of flames jump from the pit of lava in the middle of the room, blocking your only chance for escape. Then the Fire Bird rises up from the pit. You can only:
You: @_@;; *ejaculates painfully*
Lavitz: "How much semen can one person have?"
The bird engages you in a fight. You look at the bird and:
A) "I shall make him my pet!" *try to pet the bird* B) Go Dragoon C) Fight mercilessly.
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:29:55 GMT -5
C) Fight mercilessly.
You decide to fight mercilessly. You use anything you can to attack this bird including rocks, your sword, those little fire balls the bird summons and even Shana. Eventually the bird goes down and the exit is cleared. You leave the volcano and enter... The Dragon's Nest!!
You follow the path downward and com to a fork. Shana stops you and you converse.
You: "This place feels strange."
Rose: "Well, look. This place is filled with the dragon's poison."
Shana: "I feel a little strange..."
You:
A) "Maybe that's because your butt cheeks are still glued together..." B) "Maybe you need some rest." C) "Could it be the poison, Rose?" D) "YEE!! Another chance to hit on Rose!!"
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:30:34 GMT -5
D) "YEE!! Another chance to hit on Rose!!"
You: "YEE!! Another chance to hit on Rose!!"
Rose: "Oh no..."
Shana: "DART!?"
Shana lunges at you and keeps you pinned to the ground. She wails on you with all she has and beats you to a pulp. She runs off, to the north, and you follow her.
You: "Why'd you run off?"
Shana: "I just needed a little rest. That's all!"
You: "Are you sure?"
Shana: "Yes. See? I'm fine now."
You: "Well, that's good. I wouldn't want you to leave us like that, Shana."
Shana: "Oh Dart, that's such a nice thing to say!"
You: "Well... I AM aiming for a threesome..."
Shana and Rose: -_-;;
Lavitz: "Ewwwwwwww..."
You all stare at Lavitz and you head towards the edge of the forest. You see a web-like structure. You look at it and study to see if it's safe.
Lavitz: "I don't know if we can go across this... We have to find another way around."
You:
A) "Yeah, I guess you're right." B) "By the looks of it, it seems this is the door to the Dragon's Nest." C) "Maybe we can try..." D) ::ROLE SWITCH:: to Lavitz!! "Hmmm....." *push Dart onto it*
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:31:18 GMT -5
D) ::ROLE SWITCH:: to Lavitz!! "Hmmm....." *push Dart onto it* ::ROLE SWITCH:: to Lavitz!! You(Lavitz): "Hmm..." Dart: "What are you thinking about?" You: "Er... heh heh..." You push Dart onto the web and nothing happens. Dart: "ARE YOU ****ING NUTS!?!?!?" You hear a crick and a crack and the webbing breaks and Dart falls in. You hear his scream get lower as he falls deeper into the pit. When you hear the thud, you toss a rock down there to see if Dart's okay. The rock hits Dart in the head and he yelps in pain. You make a rope from the webbing and lower youself and the two women down. ::ROLE SWITCH:: to Dart!! You(Dart): "What... the... ****..." Lavitz: "I had to see how deep it was or if it even led anywhere in some way..." You: "Well, you broke my ankle. How does that make you feel?" Lavitz: "Hmm, quite good actually." You: e_e;; Shana: "Dart! Drink some of this water." You: "NO! It's poisoned like the rest of this forest!" Rose: "It doesn't look like it is... strangely enough, there seems to be no poison down here at all. This must be the heart of the Dragon's Nest." You: "Well, okay..." You take a drink from the spring water and you see your ankle magically set back into place. You: "Wow... that's freakish..." You head up and through the other room (I decided to skip the "mushroom" puzzle because it would take too long). You head into a large room surrounded in more of the web-like structure. You see a lone figure in the middle of the room and you go up to him. Man: "I'm surprised someone made it in here." Lavitz: "It's you!" You: "You know this guy?" Lavitz: "Yes, he is Greham and he was my father's best friend and comrade." Greham: "That's THE Greham to the likes of you!" You: "What?" You pull out a copy of Prima's Official Strategy Guide of The Legend of Dragoon. You flip to the page with the battle on it and see it says, The Greham. You: "Ah... I see..." Lavitz: "I can never forgive you for what you did to my father." You: "What did he do?" Lavitz: "He murdered him in cold blood." The Greham: "Yes, it is true. I loved your father like a mate and yet I still killed him-" You: "Wait wait wait... say that again..." The Greham: "Er... I loved your father like a mate and-" Lavitz: "Wait... my father was ***?!" The Greham: "Yes. Didn't you know?" Lavitz: "Well it sure answers a lot of questions. And now I know where I got it from." Everyone: ;; The Greham: "Well, if you want to avenge your father, you must defeat me. And I will use my power attained from killing your father!" The Greham turns into a green armored Dragoon. You are astonished as you stare at the man and it dawns on you. You: "So THAT'S how you were able to control the dragon." Lavitz: "You are a Dragoon!?" The Greham: "It's surprising that someone knows about that these days." Rose: "Where did you get it?" The Greham: "I got it from the fallen hero, Emperor Diaz!!" Rose: "You fool. Emeperor Diaz died a long time ago as a hero and an Imperial Gloriano!" The Greham: "We'll see about that when I destroy you with the power he gave me!" The Greham is ready to attack and you hear a loud rumbling. The Green-Tusked Dragon, Feyrbrand, comes up from behind and lets out a loud roar. You: A) Go Dragoon and try a Final Burst B) Fly around and swing your sword blindly C) Kill the Dragon and let Lavitz take out Greham(pun intended)
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:31:53 GMT -5
A) Go Dragoon and try a Final Burst
You turn into a Dragoon and attempt a Final Burst. You feel your body heat up and a plume of smoke radiates from you. You disappear in a cloud of smoke and you freak out.
You: "Where the hell am I?! Am I in an alternate universe?! Why am I talking to myself?!"
You eventually find your way out and you see the dragon. The dragon rears back and shoots it's ass towards you. A green fluid comes out and drenches you.
You: "Anal... discharge..."
You wipe it off and you see Lavitz fighting The Greham. Lavitz strikes at The Greham and slashes him.
The Greham: "ugh... I got a huge gash..."
You turn and see Rose and Shana taking on the dragon by themselves. Shana is struck and she is unconscious. Rose fights on but she is hit by the dragon's "Anal Discharge". You fly up to the dragon and:
A) Cut off the Dragon's head B) Use Flameshot C) Fly at full speed at the dragon
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:32:25 GMT -5
A) Cut off the Dragon's head
You lunge at the dragon and you swing your sword long and wide and you slice the dragon's head clean off. The dragon falls and you are victorious. You speak with the now dying The Greham.
The Greham: "I see now why I... lost..."
Lavitz: "Why is that?"
The Greham: "I killed him because I thought I could never be better than he was. I thought that if I gained this power, I could finally surpass that good man, Servi."
Lavitz: "I forgive you."
The Greham: "That's good... now I can go and finally be with Servi..."
The Greham goes limp and his Dragon Spirit removes itself from The Greham's dead body and rises above the room.
Lavitz: "Well, now what?"
Rose: "He should be happy to have died now. If he had died later, he would have had to have lived with much more pain and sorrow."
You: "It looks like he left you something too!"
You all look up and a soft, green glow falls and hovers in front of Lavitz.
Lavitz: "Does this mean... that I deserve to rule dragons?"
Rose: "You not only deserve but you have an obligation."
Lavitz: "Well, then I accept this obligation."
Shana: "Good for you Lavitz!"
You all relax a bit but Shana collapses.
You: "Huh!? What happened Shana?"
Rose: "She must have been exposed to the poison for too long."
Lavitz: "We have to take her to Lohan. There is a very credible doctor there and he may be able to help."
You: "Well, then we go to Lohan."
You climb up the web-like structure and head for Lohan. You enter Lohan and you see how busy it is. You take Shana to the doctor.
Doctor: "Is this... Dragon's Poison?! I've never seen such symptoms. It seems that the soul is damaged and not the body... what was such a cute girl doing near a creature such as a dragon?"
You: "She was helping us stop the war. That dragon was a huge threat. Isn't there anything you can do?"
Doctor: *opens a notebook* "It says here that if you have some Dragoni Plant, I could make an antidote."
You: "Dragoni Plant... got it!"
You leave and you need some leads on where to find this Dragoni Plant. You head for:
A) Dabas' shop B) The street shop *to pawn Shana's Sapphire Pin* C) Hit on Rose again D) Strip Club
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:32:58 GMT -5
D) Strip Club
You know you need to get some leads and you don't know where to start. You walk by this Strip Club and waltz on in. You see a bunch of strippers doing their thing and you sit down. One of the strippers comes up to you and says:
Girl: "Wanna have a little fun?"
You: "SURE!"
You take out a lighter and flick it on, and stare at the flame for minutes at a time. The stripper gets bored with you and goes over to Lavitz.
Girl: "You! You're a Knight! Want me to tend to your war wounds?"
Lavitz: "Er... no thanks... heh..."
Lavitz sees the bartender and thinks he is kinda cute and goes over to him to make some small talk.
::ROLE SWITCH:: to Rose!!
You(Rose): "This is a disgusting establishment."
You walk over to the counter and a gross, old man comes up to you.
Oldie: "Hey baby. Want to get undressed?"
He holds out a pouch of gold and you look at it. You take out your stiletto and cut his hand off and take the gold.
You: "No thanks."
You leave with Dart and you pry Lavitz away from the bartender. You head to a building with a blue door and you go inside. You see a funny looking man and he comes over to you.
Dabas: "Welcome my friends!! I'm glad you stopped by!"
::ROLE SWITCH:: to Dart!!
You(Dart): "Dabas! Hello there!"
Dabas: "Well, what would you like? I sell things from potions to super secret herbs."
Lavitz: *cough*abartender*cough*
You: "Do you have any Dragoni Plant?"
Dabas: "Dragoni Plant? No I don't..."
You: "Dabas..."
Dabas: "Don't be mad. Let me take a look in this secret text book. Yes! It says here it can be found behind the Shrine of Shirley."
You: "Thanks Dabas. We better get going."
Rose: "The Shrine is to the north of the river in the Dragon's Nest. It's behind that strange plant, remember?"
You: "What strange plant?"
Rose: "The one that was moving and swaying back and forth... the ugly pulsating one..."
You: "Ah, yes. I remember now."
Rose: "We need to purify it with something. The spring water from the Nest should do."
You: "We'll need something to hold the water. A bottle should do it. Maybe one of the street vendors might have one."
You head down to the lower level of the city and a street vendor calls you over. He offers you a bottle for 1,000,000,000 gold pieces.
A) Pay it B) Kill the vendor and take it C) Walk away
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Post by Cablevision on Jan 27, 2006 0:33:41 GMT -5
B) Kill the vendor and take it
You draw your weapons and you take a few steps toward the vendor. The vendor screams out.
Vendor: "WAIT WAIT!! JEEZ!!! Can't you guys take a joke?"
Rose: "... no..."
Vendor: "Here! Take your damn bottle!"
You got a bottle!!
You leave Lohan and head back to the Dragon's Nest. You come to the collapsed web-like structure and you:
A) Jump X) Toss Lavitz down R) Make a rope
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